I feel really bad for guys that have never gone down on a girl/don’t enjoy it.

Cuz if you don’t like it, you’re doing something wrong. And if you’ve never done it, you don’t know what you’re missing.

Anyone can jam a digit up a hole, or move your hips semi-rhythmically.

But to be able to create such intense pleasure with the simple flick of a tongue? There is no greater feat.

The build is the best part. Working your way down her body. Or up her legs. Leaving your mark down her breasts, and over her tummy. Or kissing up her legs, lightly up along the inner thighs.

Teasing her with your breath, and the scruff on your face. Putting your hands in the right places, to feel her breathing change, and her pulse quicken with the anticipation.

Then you get there. To the garden of Eden. The pot of gold. And if you’ve worked it up enough, you know she’s wet. And you haven’t even done much, yet.

You lean in for a little taste. A little flick. And she squirms, ever so slightly. Look up, and you’ll see the grin slide across her face.

Wrap your arms around her legs, grab her hips, and pull her in nice and close.

Don’t be afraid. Just go in. One long, slow, flat lick. All the way up, ending with a flick on the clit.

Build her up again. Tease. Go slow. Go back to her thighs, or lift up to her waist. I promise the anticipation will destroy her.

Go back in. Suck at it. Wrap your tongue around her. Taste her. Feel her. Enjoy her, and savour her.

Lap it up like a dog desperate for water.

Work your tongue into her. Again, don’t be afraid. Don’t be gentle. Go at it. Because you know damn well, she is the sweetest fucking thing you have ever tasted.

Her body will writhe, and she’ll squirm, and squeal, and move. Move with her. If she bucks her hips, hold her down. If she guides your face, trust her. She knows what she wants, and where she wants you.

Let your tongue be the pen, and write her a fucking love note.

When you feel her on the edge, flick, and suck. pull and lick. Do not stop. Don’t stop until she’s whining and whimpering, and writhing. Do not stop until she has to grab your hair and yank you up. Then you crawl up her body, and you kiss her.

If that doesn’t seem appealing to you, then what the FUCK are you doing with your life?